The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.
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ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard
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there’s nothing scarier than the split second where you lose your balance in the shower and think “oh god they’re going to find me naked”
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do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction
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Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
Grantaire, Book III (via incorrectlesmisquotes)
sometimes before i pour out a full glass of coke or dr pepper or whatever i’ll fill the glass like a fifth of the way and then stand in my kitchen pretending it’s whiskey or something. then i’ll drink it down in one big gulp and make that grimacey face and pretend i’m thinking of some real deep tortured soul stuff.
oh, the things i do alone in the kitchen could fill a blog.
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I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior
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a metaphor of my life
best moment on television. ever.
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― John Green, Will Grayson, Will Grayson
I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford